Haiku Adventures

This is sort of a "Choose Your Own Adventure" haiku.
Read at your own risk.

The public library
Where everyone knows your name
(option 1)
Cause you cussed us out
(option 2)
Cause you got arrested
(option 3)
Cause you got crazy fines

Library patrons
A new reality show
Now in the making

These are inspired by Cincinnati Canstruction at the Library

Tuna Storm Trooper
His body beneath the floor
Upside-down ostrich

A storm trooper bust
His head is full of canned fish
What time is dinner?